President Launches PERVERTED POTUS Line Of Sex Toys For The vacationsPosted by Wrenn Keith on March 12th, 2021 Never one to let a cash-making opportunity slip by, President Donald Trump has entered the fast-growing intercourse toy business with his own line of PERVERTED POTUS pleasure toys, obtainable for the 2017 reward-giving season. The PERVERTED POTUS (or PP) enterprise is being managed by son Eric Trump who has extensive expertise with sex toys and fetish devices, but totally on the patron facet. He was also chosen to run the company because, like many of the butt plugs within the PP line, he is often caught with his head up his ass. Asked why the president chose now to launch his own brand of pleasure products, Eric Trump stated, “There was lots of curiosity in my father’s sex life after the sexual harassment allegations towards his good pal Harvey Weinstein, and then the Roy Moore baby abuse stuff actually broke issues open. Dad, being an amazing businessman and all, saw the opportunity to capitalize on his deviant presidency with a line of politically-themed PERVERTED POTUS rubber penises and different masturbatory sex toys, and that’s after we bought busy.” Asked about the initial response to the president’s porno pleasure merchandise, Eric couldn't have been more enthusiastic. “Dad hoped for fast model recognition, him being a world leader and all, however the response has exceeded all our projections. If you’ve been studying the papers, you understand that perverted politicians are all the craze right now and, because of this, we can’t get enough latex and silicone into the manufacturing unit. We have been crossing our fingers that this could be properly-received, however commander in chief kink is much hotter than we anticipated.” In keeping with the younger Trump, “The Little PeePee Dildo,” solid from the president’s own small penis, is shifting fast, notably promoting effectively to petite girls, and particularly in the colour orange. “We can’t keep the Little PeePee in inventory proper now,” says the Trump scion. “Some women are telling us they’re just shopping for it as a dog toy, however to us, a sale is a sale. If it gets chewed up and spit out, it’s nonetheless money in our pockets.” In response to a query about future product releases, Eric talked about a brand new vibrator idea that got here straight from his father within the Oval Office called the “Trump Tower.” “As you might be most likely conscious, Dad makes up for his small arms and little dick with massive concepts — the largest. He's going to create a 14-foot-high, pink vibrator that a couple of naked girl can climb onto at a time. kegel balls wants to be recognized not solely because the president who grabbed more pussies, but in addition the man who acquired extra of them off. It’s ambitious, I do know, but if anyone can do it, my cocksure Pop can.” The full line of PERVERTED POTUS™ pleasure toys may be purchased on-line at donsapervert.com or within the White House gift store. **** Because of all the various readers, fans, followers, and even my frenemies, for reading and commenting on my posts all year long as I proceed my dedication to submit every single day, 7-days-a-week until the Orange Accident is no more. Remember, I read each comment. And I attempt to reply.Like it? Share it! More by this author |