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My Bloody Valentine On Dish Network Pay Per View
So you won?t {have the|possess the|hold the|contain the} 3D aspect that made My Bloody Valentine somewhat forgivable, {that is|that's|which is|that is certainly} {unless you|if you don't|until you|if you do not} {buy the|purchase the|choose the|find the} DVD (which comes with 4 free pairs of 3D glasses). But {trust me|believe me|count on me|keep in mind that} when I {tell you that|tell you just how|explain how|let you know that} the 3D {on the|around the|about the|for the} DVD nowhere near {compares to|even compares to|comes even close to} the Real-D technology {that you get|that you will get|you will get|that you receive} {when you see|if you notice|you may notice|if you see} a 3D movie {in the|within the|inside the|inside} theater. I saw this flick {when it|if this|in the event it|if it} {was released|was launched|premiered|was published} {back in|in|back|last} January, {and it|also it|plus it|and yes it} {was a|would be a|was obviously a|would have been a} passable horror flick (and I?m {a huge|an enormous|a massive|a tremendous} horror fan so my standards are high.)

The movie {is available|can be obtained|can be acquired|is accessible} now on Dish Network Pay-Per-View {and it|also it|plus it|and yes it}?s a {24 hour|round-the-clock|round the clock|24 / 7} rental, though {most likely|probably|almost certainly|more than likely} you?re not {going to|likely to|planning to|gonna} watch this {more than once|more often than once|over and over again|a few times}. It?s {also available|available too|made available|conveniently obtainable} in 1080P, {so if you|if you|when you|if you decide to} {have a|possess a|use a|have a very} high-definition TV, {and a|along with a|plus a|as well as a} Dish HD receiver or Plus HD DVR receiver, {make sure to|ensure that you|be sure to|make sure you} watch this {in all|in most|in every|in all of the} it?s hi-def glory. The movie {is a|is really a|can be a|is often a} remake {of the|from the|with the|in the} Canadian slasher import from 1981. The original {has become|is becoming|is now|has grown to be} {somewhat of|a bit of|a little bit of} a cult hit {over the years|through the years|over time|in the past}, despite being chopped and edited heavily {by the|through the|from the|with the} MPAA.

It {is considered|is recognized as|is known as|is regarded as} {today to|right now to|how to} be one {of the|from the|with the|in the} horror classics (maybe not {so much so|so much in fact|because of this|a case in point} as Halloween, {for example|for instance|as an example|by way of example}, {but it|however it|nevertheless it|nonetheless it}?s still {on a|on the|over a|with a} few lists). The new film {begins with|starts with|starts off with|commences with} a cave-in {at a|in a|with a|at the} mine that leaves six miners trapped. One {of the|from the|with the|in the} miners, {a man|a guy|a person|a male} {by the|through the|from the|with the} name of Harry Warden, survives by killing {the other|another|one other|the opposite} five {with a|having a|using a|which has a} pickaxe, {and when|so when|when|then when} rescue crews find him he {tries to|attempts to|efforts to} escape {and is|and it is|and is also|which is} injured. As a result, Harry Warden {goes into|adopts|switches into|retreats into} a coma. Tom Hanniger, the son {of the|from the|with the|in the} mine owner, is deemed {responsible for|accountable for|in charge of|to blame for} the cave-in {because he|while he|as they|as he} forgot to vent the methane lines. We then jump {to the|towards the|for the|on the} following year on Valentine?s Day, when Harry Warden wakes up from his coma and goes {on a|on the|over a|with a} killing spree. He spares young Tom?s life, and Tom leaves town {as a result|consequently|because of this|therefore}.

Ten years later, Tom returns to town after his father dies {and he|and that he|and the man|anf the husband} inherits the mine. He hopes {to sell|to market|to offer|to trade} the mine, {though the|although the|although|the} townspeople {do not|don't|usually do not|tend not to} appreciate his decision and incidentally blame him {for all the|for the|for all your|for all you} deaths that occurred years earlier. Not long after Tom has returned, the killings {start up|launch|start-up|set up} again and bodies are {piling up|mounting up|turning up}. We begin {to see|to determine|to find out|to view} that Tom is slowly losing his mind, but is he the killer? Or {could the|is the|will be} killer {be the|function as the|function as|are the} husband of Tom?s ex-girlfriend Sarah, {who is|who's|that is|that's} also {the town|the city|town|the location} sheriff? Or is Harry Warden, {believed to be|thought to be|considered to be|regarded as} dead, back {from the|in the|from your|through the} grave? Jensen Ackles plays Tom, {and he|and that he|and the man|anf the husband} gave a ho-hum performance, which, until the end {of the|from the|with the|in the} movie, {left a|created a|made a} lot {to be|to become|being|to get} desired.

I understand Ackles {is a|is really a|can be a|is often a} big hit on his CW show ?Supernatural,? but as actor he?s {nothing to|absolutely nothing to|not even attempt to} write home about. He?s {kind of|type of|sort of|form of} bland, {and maybe|and perhaps|and possibly|as well as perhaps} that?s what he was {going for|opting for|choosing|looking for} here, but I wasn?t impressed. His ?Supernatural? costar Jared Padalecki fared {so much|a lot|a great deal|much} better {in the|within the|inside the|inside} Friday the 13th remake that {was released|was launched|premiered|was published} {a month|per month|monthly|30 days} {after this|following this|next|after that}. Jaime King played Tom?s old girlfriend, and Kerr Smith played {the other|another|one other|the opposite} man {of the|from the|with the|in the} side {of the|from the|with the|in the} love triangle ? Sarah?s husband Axel. Smith {has been around|has existed|has been in existence|'s been around} {for a while|for some time|for a time|for quite a while}, and {back in|in|back|last} 2000 he acted {in the|within the|inside the|inside} {first of|to begin|firstly} {one of|among|certainly one of|considered one of} {my favorite|my personal favorite|the best|the most popular} horror series, Final Destination (coincidentally, {the fourth|your fourth|the 4th|the fourth} Destination movie gets released August 28th, and I couldn?t {be more|become more|be|be a little more} {excited about|looking forward to|pumped up about|enthusiastic about} that!) The highlight {of this|of the|with this|on this} movie was easily Betsy Rue. Playing the requisite doomed blonde, Rue {only has|has only|just has} about two scenes but she definitely makes her time {in the|within the|inside the|inside} movie memorable.

She {is completely|is totally|is very|is entirely} nude {for about|for around|for approximately|approximately} {10 minutes|ten minutes|10 mins|ten mins} straight ? running {from the|in the|from your|through the} killer, {fighting off|battling|overcoming|rebuffing} the killer, etc. It was completely over-the-top and hilarious {and one|and something|then one|the other} {can only|are only able to|is only able to|could only} imagine how comfortable Rue {must be|should be|has to be|have to be} {as an|being an|as a possible|just as one} actress {to have|to possess|to get|to own} {agreed to|decided to|consented to|opted for} this. She obviously doesn?t take herself too seriously and went for broke {and it|also it|plus it|and yes it} worked here. Brava to her. Overall, My Bloody Valentine {was a|would be a|was obviously a|would have been a} fun but slightly forgettable exercise in slasher fare. Compared to {all the|all of the|every one of the|each of the} ?torture porn? in horror {we have been|we've been|were|we're} subjected {to the|towards the|for the|on the} last {several years|many years|a long period|a few years} ({take the|go ahead and take|consider the|make} Saw and Hostel series {for example|for instance|as an example|by way of example}, which I despise), {it is|it's|it really is|it can be} nice {to see|to determine|to find out|to view} horror {getting back to|returning to|okay|ok} its fun, slasher routes. And {before you|before you decide to|prior to deciding to|when you} ask {how a|the way a|what sort of|that the} slasher {can be|could be|may be|might be} fun, I will tell you this - {as a|like a|being a|as being a} horror movie buff, I do NOT {find it|think it is|believe it is|still find it} entertaining {to watch|to look at|to view|to observe} somebody slowly be disemboweled {for an|to have an|with an|on an} hour. I much prefer horror movies {in the|within the|inside the|inside} vein of Scream and Final Destination, which poke fun at themselves {as well as|in addition to|along with|and also} being thrilling. As long as {we get|we obtain|we have|we} {more of|much more of|really|a greater portion of} those I?ll {be a|be considered a|be described as a|certainly be a} happy camper (though I?m not {planning to|likely to|about to|intending to} {set up|setup|create|build} camp at Crystal Lake {anytime soon|in the near future|soon}, I?ve seen enough Friday the 13th movies {to know|to understand|to learn|to find out} better).

By: Frank Bilotta

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