Here are some grocery shopping tips for consideration. Full disclaimer, some may seem questionable to your ethics. Lets get started with a questionable one right from the start.
Find a lone shopping cart in the parking lot and park right beside it. You are going to take this cart into the store, complete all your shopping, take it back to your car for easy loading and place it in the exact spot you found it and drive away. I warned you some of these tips may be viewed as unethical but I strongly believe that you are protected by the “Leave it exactly as you found African shoes and bags it rule” on this. Once you drive away, it’s like you were never there except there’s less product on the shelf and more money in the cash register, how can the business complain about that?
After entering the store consider this. If you are dressed to the 9’s and looking good and feeling fine, shop backwards (start with the last aisle, usually frozen food and finish up in produce). This way you are guaranteed to pass almost everyone in the store and if anyone you know sees you, there you are looking great. You’re probably thinking that this method will cause you a second trip to revisit the frozen section; I propose that if you are heading back to the ice cream aisle, a little more aerobic walking may be in order. If you are instead dressed African shoes and bagsto the 2’s and refer to the last time you bathed in days, shop the normal method where you will only see and repulse the little group that came in with you.
If you run into someone you know especially if they are the opposite, of course be friendly and perform your social duties but then immediately skip the next several aisles or do something drastic to shake up your shopping pace. If you do not, you will pass this person every single aisle be forced to perform your witty “Come here often?” banter aisle after aisle. The horror!
If your are bagging your own groceries make sure you pick up some frozen food. The plastic grocery bags African shoes and bags can be inseparable especially in the winter time with low humidity. Opening a plastic bag in particular can be as difficult as splitting an atom. Use the condensate from your frozen items to moisten your fingers to help with the plastic bag opening. Numbers of children, licking your fingers now is biological rush and roulette. If you did not pick up frozen food, pluck off a leaf of lettuce or spinach when strolling past the produce section and place it in your cart. You can use that at checkout by pressing it tightly your fingers African shoes and bagsto moisten your fingers. I bold face steal that piece of lettuce when I’m done. You were warned about some ethical conundrums.
