Joke Of The Day

Posted by zemesangel on February 21st, 2020

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DONALD TRUMP JOKES
Donald Trump walks into a bar
and promptly lowers it
Why are Muslims also worried about Trump's immigration plans?
Once you deport Juan, you deport Jamal
Steve Jobs would have made a better president than Trump...
But I guess you can't compare Apples to Oranges
Bill Gates has agreed to pay for Trump's wall...
On the condition he gets to install Windows
If I were American, I'd vote for Bernie Sanders...
But I'm Russian, so I'm voting Trump

DAD JOKES
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My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction
So I packed up my stuff and right
Today, my son asked "Can I have a book mark?" and I burst into tears
11 years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer
I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
Are they guilty of resisting a rest?corona.png

CORONA JOKES
I have a friend who drinks too much beer at parties and makes everybody uncomfortable
He's a Corona non grata
What happens when you drink too much Corona?
A Coronal mass ejection
If you ever see a woman drinking a Corona
you should ask her out immediately, because you know she'll swallow anything

BEST JOKES 2019
prize cup
Any leftover cabbage can and will be shredded and mixed with mayo
- Cole's Law
What's the best thing about Switzerland?
I don't know, but their flag is a huge plus
Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road
I asked him, 'What's the word on the street?'
A G N B
That's bang out of order

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