where is the toilet paper?

Posted by aihw on March 18th, 2020

The other day, I picked up a toilet paper container full of the entire shopping cart, except for a bottle of two liters of Dr.

Pepper and a can of Pringles.

Sadly, the package is fresher than paper.

In fact, it is trapped as much air as those hot balloons.

Are you tired of finding a new roll of toilet paper every other day?

No matter what happens to a roll of real toilet paper, a roll of toilet paper is actually full of toilet paper racks and lasts more than two times to flush and blow?

Is it like a pound of bacon or coffee?

For our convenience, the manufacturers of these products now manufacture them in 11 years. 6 ounce sizes.

Did you tell them you liked it? Did you?

But, let\'s go back to toilet paper, a topic that is rarely talked about, and even less often about written articles.

You won\'t even find toilet paper on the sign of the grocery store that they call a bathroom tissue.

Given that there are embarrassing personal item ads everywhere, you have to wonder why.

Do you remember the last time you read a column about toilet paper?

Have you heard a good toilet paper joke for years?

This may mean that you have grown up.

Dave Barry wrote a bunch of articles about the size of the toilet and even wrote a book with his photos on the cover, but did he mention the size of the toilet paper roll?

Then you may again make the argument that all that needs to be said about toilet paper has been said, but in Johnny Carson\'s holy words, there is not that fast fiber fan

It barely fits on the checkout counter and takes up most of the suitcases. It was large.

It\'s really big.

It should last for a few months, but mainly creative packaging.

Sadly, the package is fresher than paper.

In fact, it is trapped as much air as those hot balloons.

Before the toilet paper appeared on the roll paper, it had passed 1882, and a few years later they realized that it was easier to use the punch roll paper.

Despite the drawbacks of toilet paper, it is better than the catalogue of Sears and Roebuck or the dry leaves that were once stored in the Outer House.

If you don\'t remember what the catalogue or outhouse is, you\'re not as old as you think.

Since the first roll of toilet paper appeared, manufacturers have been looking for ways to give us less toilet paper and more toilet paper.

In the past, toilet paper holders held a roll of toilet paper, but now they can hold two or even three rolls.

How is this possible?

Does the law of physics not apply to toilet paper?

The problem is that no one ever defines how much a roll of toilet paper should be.

Why don\'t we have the standard for toilet paper?

God knows that everything else has rules.

If a manufacturer advertises that they are selling double rolls, we will know that this should be twice the standard single roll.

Of course, we first need to know how much a roll of toilet paper actually has.

Discussions on these major issues may be tiring.