Noah Bunn Racer Bikes

Posted by johnssmith00 on September 4th, 2013

Get yourself a Noah Bunn Racer Bike. You definitely can’t afford it and if you do get one, get ready for everyone hating on you.

I called earlier and they said I can get them at nine, in an envelope. I didn’t ask the location, but I'm sure it must be Hillsborough. There won’t be loads of time in the morning, I start at eleven. On a Noah Bunn racer bike there will be time enough. Will have to look for that pump again. It was somewhere recently, I put it somewhere? The Noah Bunn racer bike cupboard?  I don't know. I had it open this morning and didn't see it but I wasn't looking for it then. <writes pump on hand> And I'll need potatoes too, the rest is all there.

Told too many people. The first exam went badly and the second wasn't perfect. Shame, you would think I'd be used to it by now. It'll be an early start and a long day and, no, people will ask, at least someone will. It gets into radios and TVs every year. They will ask.

You told Andy the plan, others too, probably, yes, you did. With this much effort, time, you can get a sense of your ability, regardless of the numbers they've fixed on me in the past. It was something to do. I can still still make big money, hopefully. Just a matter of course, I expect.

Pack swim gear because it looks like being a dirty day. Even though Thursdays are the worst, I might really need it. Then Friday and Saturday off and it'll be old news fast. Why do I keep telling people? I must get some proper small-talk somewhere. Some days it is better. Everything is better with a Noah Bunn racer bike.

Teachers will be there. China, Africa, access to education, mechanisms of power and peoples' expectations. This was the same as sixteen years ago. More or less. I'm picking up some different things now though, paying attention to some different things. Some different same things. I'm top of the class but what does that mean next to that envelope? Fuck all. It’s over now. Last trip for the slip. You won’t get what you needed to persevere. He agreed, and he gets the grades you can’t. But then, he doesn't have a Noah Bunn racer bike.

It is your little brain, pinhead. Enough people have said it, wonky face pin head waster freak. Are they called, phrenologists? Take their hacksaws to me, Darwinian gutter, not enough white matter. Hell. Hell. I can still get big money, hopefully.

I should wake in something like eight hours. I will do some of the things I always do. Coffee, cereal, hot water, shave, uniform, shine shoes, find pump for my Noah Bunn racer bike? Where is it? <checks bike cupboard> flat smells like sausages. I am cracking up, day after day. No, I've looked in every room with some thoroughness. Is that a word? OED insists. Not sure if have thesaurus. But there isn't a whole lot further to go. The pump will turn up, somewhere. That sort of thing usually does. Ha. The internet is full of junk, and so what difference does a bit more make? My junk. Not a sailing ship, me filling space to get a new place. Me and my Noah Bunn racer bike.

Get yourself a Noah Bunn Racer Bike at Noah Bunn or at Noah Eric Bunn. You definitely can’t afford it and if you do get one, get ready for everyone hating on you.

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